Midnight Review

Hello, sweetie! It's my second episode review! (I'll stop doing this now, really I will. Honest.) The episode starts off with Donna predicting the episode's events. Has she read the script? I think so. 'Be careful, you'll end up in trouble, ooh and nothing can live in the sun, so nothing could be out there...' 'Hello, sexy ginger's chatline. I'm Donna Noble' The Doctor boards the midnight train, or is it Scooby Doo's van? 'I love this chatline!' Hehe... The Doctor notices the Hostess' nuts. Now try and read that without laughing... Fans of a certain French phrase will be happy, but slightly put off later. The Doctor meets Professor Hobbes and Dee Dee. Wasn't she a rugrats character? Or the First Doctor's companion? Or was that Dodo? Hmmmm... Sky Silvestry keeps getting funny glances. I quite like Val Cane so far. But Biff is obviously a bully. Meh. He'll probably die sooner or later. They are taking the scenic route. Uh oh! This never bodes well. The entertainment systems go on. Who is that signer? Some Eurovision entry. The Doctor 'fixes' the system. Sky is pleased. Now they have to talk to each other. Every Britain's nightmare. Val and Biff recount their 'hiwarwious' pool story. Nose Plugs! Hahahaha! You're not a moron if you don't get it, or maybe that's just me... That laughter is more fake than on Harry Hill's TV Burp. Which is actually quite good. But I do have the IQ of Plankton. (I will drop this soon, I swear.) I just love Miss Evangelista. Don't get jealous Rose! Sorry, I'm drifting off... Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Harry Hill? Who cares? I wanna know his facialist... Now we see Dee Dee. Will she go on to discover the Lost Moon of Poosh? The Doctor seems to know something. Let me guess, they'll end up married as well as River bloody Song. Now we talk to Sky. Is she a Lesbien, or is that just me? A female in her life moved to another Galaxy. Rose went to a parallel Earth. Aww. He obviously hasn't read next weeks script. Or maybe he has. Facial Masterclass anyone? The bus stops. Bus stop? No, OK then. Moving on... The Doctor speaks to the crew. A dark skinned man called Claude. Ring any bells? Clyde off Sarah Jane Adventures? And Joe the Driver, the Frog? The passangers start to worry about how much air they've got. They should try watching Smith and Jones... Dee Dee reassures them. The knocking on the wall begins... 'What's a tripwire called a tripwire for...? Aaah!' The knocking! It's coming for Sky!!!! Ahhhhhhhhhh! The bus 'rocks' and the passengers are 'thrown' about. Sky sits in the corner like a small child. Why is she so quiet? Uh oh... 'I think I need to change my trousers...' There's now a lot of Sky repeating people, and the passengers getting more and more worried. The Frog, sorry, I mean Driver, and the mechanic are dead. Who will replace him in the Sarah Jane Adventures. Oh, sorry, wrong show. Or is it? Ignore me. The Hostess opens the door, providing the ending of the episode. She survives, this time. 'Give us a kiss, Doctor!' (Not me, Rose) The passengers suggest throwing Sky out. The Doctor is powerless, as the passengers threaten to throw him out to. Believe me, they're getting desperate now. *Cue facial masterclass picture joke*. 'Give me chocolate! Now!' Tensions are running high, as the passengers pull wierd faces at each other. 'Take that!' 'Right back at you!' Sky goes from repeating people to singling out the Doctor. She starts to say everything in sync with the Doctor! Alons-y! Creepy... Now the Doctor is repeating Sky! Throw the Doctor out! The Hostess is smart, and chucks Sky out. I cheered!!! The passangers and the exhausted Doctor wait in an awkwared silence. Donna and the Doctor discuss 'the thing'. Funny, Donna doesn't look very tanned. It would be nice to think she was prevented from tanning by an adventure (comic people!). She repeats the Doctor and this freaky episode is finally over. But what's this? Turn Left! Hoooray! Rose, Rose, Rose! By the way, I hate it that she has tuurned all mysterious on us. Is Rose's Theme now Doomsday, rather than, well... Rose's Theme?